Let’s Talk About ‘The Kiss Quotient’

This book first landed on my radar when Heather, of the YouTube channel Bookables, mentioned it. It was right before it was being released and I found myself adding it to my Amazon wish list…. soooo close to buying it. Instead, I reserved it from my library and have been waiting patiently for my turn with it. It came in on Tuesday, I picked it up Wednesday, today is Thursday…. I will most likely be stopping by Barnes and Noble to buy it this afternoon.


So, if you were to ask me if I liked to read romance I would scoff and say “Hell NO!” (BUT do I love well written sexy times in other genres? you effing bet!)

Well…. turns out I do like to read romance. I’ve come to realize romance doesn’t have to have a shirtless cowboy on the cover- leaning seductively on a pickup truck parked in a field of hay. It doesn’t have to be Fabio on the cover- his hair so perfectly tossed by the ocean breeze. *GAG*

But I should stop, because who knows…. maybe someday that will be precisely what I’m drawn to pick up.

I really thought that I wasn’t a fan of contemporary in general. Well that’s not true either. I am realizing of late that I will read any genre. A good book is a good book.

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I WILL NO LONGER BE A GENRE SNOB.


Back to the book at hand: The Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang.

In this book we have a successful, wealthy, attractive, 30 year old main character who decides that the best way for her to get around the intimacy issues cause by her Asperger’s diagnosis is to hire a male escort for sex lessons.

Of course they become mutually obsessed with each other… that’s just what happens in a contemporary romance. Of course they don’t tell each other how they really feel about each other and their arrangement. OF COURSE there is a major miscommunication. That’s how these books go.

This book was great! I loved it. I will buy it, I will reread it.

So first of all…. the story started RIGHT away. The book opens with an awkward discussion of romance and babies between Stella (the MC) and her parents, which leads into a (rather inappropriate, but good thing he brought it up or the story would end right there) suggestion from a coworker that she should get better at sex, because then she will enjoy it, and then men will be attracted to her.

And with that the story is rolling. In the next chapter we meet Michael, the escort she picked online, as he showers and comes up with a fantasy to get himself *wink wink* motivated for work that evening. Stella is not at all the clientele he is used to, and he is quite instantly attracted to her in a way he was not prepared for.

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By page 19 they are making out (in a both hot and awkward manner) in her hotel room.

While I REALLY appreciated that I didn’t have to read 50+ pages of set up before we get to the main plot, I wasn’t expected things to get so steamy so quickly. I was sitting and reading AT THE PLAYGROUND with my kids….. awkward! But at least it’s new and not all that hyped. Not recognizable as a steamy romance in the way that 50 Shades would be… imagine spying a mom reading that at the playgorund!?

I ALWAYS bring a book to the playground with me. I typically read 3 pages…. 10 if I’m lucky.

I WAS ON PAGE 132 BY THE TIME WE LEFT!!!!

And I didn’t want to leave! I wanted to stay right there at that picnic table in the shade and finish this addictive book, but my stomach rumbled and I realized it was close to dinnertime and apparently only I can provide my family with meals… (ugh I hate cooking).

So to wrap this up:

  • The romance? All the feels.
  • The sex scenes? Wooo. so good.
  • The characters? I love them. All of them. The main couple is major OTP, and his family is great too.
  • The pace? Well I finished it in a day, didn’t I? I started it probably around 2 or 2:30, we left the playground at 5. I cooked dinner, watched two episodes of S.H.I.E.L.D. with my husband, and STILL finished it before midnight. That is one thing I really like about contemporary…. so much faster and easier to read than SciFi/Fantasy.

I gave this book 4 stars on Goodreads. It’s more 4 1/2. The only reason I didn’t give it a 5 is that Michael’s insecurities and hang ups about becoming like his dad got a little annoying. And Stella came dangerously close to having a Sandy (from Grease) “Tell me about it, Stud” moment. You know what I mean? She was really close to forcing herself to change into what she thought men wanted.

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Another cool thing about this book- the author realized she had high-functioning autism (Asperger’s) and got herself an official diagnosis while she was researching for the book! I find that pretty amazing. Talk about self discovery.

So yeah, I recommend this book if you want a really quick, fun read. Definitely a good book for summer.

I should add that if you are into Webtoons (which apparently I am, who knew… this has been a year of new things, let me tell you!) I got major Let’s Play vibes from this book. And even went back to ep.1 to reread it when I woke up at 4 am and wanted more Kiss Quotient feels.

6 thoughts on “Let’s Talk About ‘The Kiss Quotient’

  1. I’m not really into romance either, but I do love a good romantic comedy when I’m picking a movie. It sounds like this book could be funny with all the awkwardness and strangeness of the situation. Would you say it hits that comedy aspect of a romantic comedy?

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    1. I wouldn’t say this classified as RomCom, no. The awkward situations were really focused on her not reading social cues and him easing her into physical contact situations by giving her control of the situation. It wasn’t handled in a comedy way, but I could see how something like that could be done maybe if the book was just about a shy and inexperienced character and didn’t focus on her functioning as normally as possible with her autism

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  2. Ha ha, I love it when books prove our beliefs to be wrong. I has happened to me so many times recently. I ALSO SOLEMNLY SWEAR I WILL NO LONGER BE A GENRE SNOB!!! πŸ™‚

    Sounds like a fun read. Glad you enjoyed it. πŸ™‚

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  3. WOOHOO I’m glad the book converted you to romance! It’s my go-to genre when I’m feeling down, because yeah, some of the tropes are overused and…trope-y, but they’re fun. πŸ˜€ And I was thinking, “Either you read very fast or you were sitting at that playground for a LONG time,” and then I read that you finished it by the end of the day?? I wish I could read that fast nowadays!

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